My First Time… With a Wand Vibrator
Close your eyes and picture a wand vibrator. I can guess what you are imagining. The GIGANTIC Magic Wand Vibrator, yes the one that Samantha holds in Sex and the City. The one with the head that pumps up and down violently, the one that looks like it packs a horrible punch leaving you bruised for DAYS (yeah that’s not for me). Yes, that terrifying object.
What a great image to have in your head when diving into the world of self love.
Understandably like anyone, when first shopping for a vibrator, they are usually either the smallest external or even an internal one. Looking completely innocent and not one that looks like it would have me ricocheted across my room in one vibration.
With countless What Vibrator Is Your Vibe? quizzes completed and results collated, it was time to start scrolling various websites, searching to find my perfect match. After a few neck cranks trying to figure out how the heck this thing was going to work, the thing that had me hovering over ‘add to cart’ the most was a wand vibrator; Majesty 2.
The time I was waiting for and almost dreading was among us. She had been delivered. I am not going to lie to you, I put it off the first few times I was getting down to it, opting for old faithful toys or my trusty hand. But ladies and gentlemen, it is the moment you have all been waiting for, it was time to give the wand a whirl.
Okay, now a big breath in, and alright, maybe this isn’t so bad, actually... much better than expected! I had total control, no wincing, no horrid pounding. I could control everything. A bit more power here, a little less there. I was totally vibing. And no being flung across the room to report (only metaphorically).
Yes, it was more powerful than the bullets in my collection, but it didn’t have to be. I had the option to massage softly, no thumping like those insane massage guns, it wasn’t all or nothing, it was a slow build-up, with zero disappointment.
Why was I missing out for so long? Because all I knew was a machine that looked like it came from the depths of my mum’s bathroom draw, right next to an ancient epilator. Wands, like any vibrator, have evolved into less terrifying and more inclusive options for anyone wanting something more from their self pleasure.
And you know what? Samantha was right, DO NOT DISTURB!
Shop MAJESTY 2 now.
