Majesty, Majesty, Wherefore Art Thou Majesty?

Have you ever been on a date so bleh it leaves you wondering why you’re even there? Like, all you want to do is go home to your vibrator because another word out of this person’s mouth might make you combust.

It’s not that the date was the worst one you’ve ever been on, but it comes close. There were no vibes on the date, so by the time you’re heading home in your Uber, you’re hoping to at least get some vibes on your own. 

Let us set the scene. You meet at a little pizza restaurant that you love, which is also conveniently near your uncle’s home, just in case. The first thing you notice when sitting down at your table are their dirty fingernails. Majesty 2 would NEVER!

It’s not a major deal breaker, even though it should be, but it’s nothing a little soap and scrubbing won’t fix. At least he likes spicy food, that’s a bonus. As the night continues, your major topic of the night seems to be the footy. That’s great - you love the footy! But you don’t love the racist, sexist comments that are coming out of his mouth. 

As the night progresses, you’re left wondering why you’re still there...let’s be real, it was the extensive wine list. But you’re not having a good time and you don’t know how to leave. At this point you’re basically nitpicking everything they say, and their hatred for olives has really killed your mood. I’ll tell you now if your Majesty 2 was your partner, they would love olives.

My conclusion, people aren’t always going to be perfect (this doesn’t include Harry Styles, obvs). If someone is making you feel uncomfortable or that you can see your morals don’t align, then hightail out of there, no excuse necessary. 

Go home, get your Majesty 2 out, and treat yourself right, because someone like that was never going to. Don’t have a Majesty 2 waiting for you at home? You can fix that now. It’s pretty close to perfection, and it will give you the self love you deserve.